Okay class, settle down. Today we are going to revise Practical Abduction. So let’s begin with the basics. It’s all about the timing. First, find an isolated human, somewhere lonely, the middle of a forest, high up a mountain, out at sea. This is never a problem, for a social species it is amazing how often they wander away on their own.
Once you have established your target, and ensured that the mission can be accomplished in total secrecy, swoop down in your Planet Shuttle and use the tractor beam to stun and remove it. Please, please, remember where you took it from. I cannot overemphasize this, they have to be returned eventually. So often we are left with no idea where the little thing came from because some stupid trainee forgot to do this essential task. Write it down!
After that it is a simple matter of injecting the subject with the sedative. Be careful though, humans may look puny and fragile, but they can be dangerous. The female ones in particular are prone to biting and scratching. You don’t want that. They have all sorts of nasty diseases.
Then straight to the labs and start probing.