‘Quick,’ Granny screamed from the window. ‘Get the hell over here.’ I put down my schoolbook and wandered across the…
The old man was annoying me and he’d only been on the ward for an hour. He complained about everything.…
It was the morning of my little sister’s big race. ‘Get off to a good start,’ our Dad advised her…
It was the eve of my marriage. My friends, men from my college days, hired a stripper. They showed me…
She really was impossible. Fish please, she said every Friday. I’m Catholic you know. Wait. Catholics don’t have to do…
In the 1980’s Santa began to outsource toy production to sweatshops around the world. By the turn of the century,…
Hello and welcome to the all new suicide prevent helpline. Hey, I feel really stupid for calling, but I feel…
“Did I tell you about the night I spent in jail?” I gulped some beer. Me mates were huddled around…
It was one of those cute little GIFs that went viral, in the way that cute little GIFs often do.…
I paid my little sister $50 for her urine. She would pee in a plastic cup, put saran wrap around…
