Hello and welcome to the all new suicide prevent helpline. Hey, I feel really stupid for calling, but I feel…
“Did I tell you about the night I spent in jail?” I gulped some beer. Me mates were huddled around…
It was one of those cute little GIFs that went viral, in the way that cute little GIFs often do.…
I paid my little sister $50 for her urine. She would pee in a plastic cup, put saran wrap around…
The Craigslist group ad seemed enticing. SHERLOCK SEEKING WATSON AND FRIENDS. I was a recent graduate from UCLA with a…
There was blood on the ceiling. My blood. My brain refused to believe it. My brain had retreated from the…
Recently, I’ve been reading a lot of old science fiction novels. You know the really ancient stuff from hundreds of…
I bought the binoculars for $89.99 on Amazon. They arrived in two days. I took the day off from work…
That bloody lamb just won’t leave me alone, it follows me everywhere. Yes all of the children laughed and played…
The neighborhood nominated me. To travel on the rocket to Mars. Old Man Beets had been tinkering for a while…