I remember when Saturdays were for hangovers and reading. Now it’s off to the park, to the playground, at the…
‘Hello’ ‘Hey. This is Simon, Paul’s friend. Paul Brennan. We met in the pub last Saturday night. I don’t know…
‘Have you finished it yet?’ she asks, all eager and excited. ‘Just finished it this second,’ I place the copy…
‘Hey’ ‘Hey mate. Please tell me you have found a new year’s eve party for us to go tonight.’ ‘Well..’…
Oh no! There’s no one at the cash desk, I’m going to have to use the self service thing. This…
‘Mom, I’m really worried about Harry. I think he might be going through some sort of mid-life crisis.’ ‘Men! They’re…
I never like coming to this shop, it’s close but the owner is a jerk. He tosses my smokes on…
‘Sally, could you put down the phone. There’s something important I want to talk to you about.’ ‘Sure. Just let…
So, here we go again. Christmas is almost upon us! The shops are decorated, the trees have been lit up…
Day One – First Attempt ‘I’ve just finished my passport application form. Could you look it over to see if…