Almost home when we ran into three inebriated people. Best guess, a couple and a male friend. The friend wandered…
It’s true, I stand by this statement, all teenage girls really do write bad poetry. Okay, perhaps I should refine…
“Get your shit together, yeah.” There was vodka dribbling down Colleen’s chin. She slammed the shot glass on the counter…
‘Oh dear,’ my young GP said to me. ‘It would appear from the results that you are quite dead.’ I…
Isn’t it always the way? You meet a guy. He seems nice. Sweet. You go on a couple of dates.…
I did not need another laptop but the sign in the window said ‘reduced to clear – half price’ and…
When you make a concrete slab, I call them flags, unless you are careful to lay the liner in the…
The first gift was a greeting card. It has Mickey and Minnie Mouse kissing. Inside it stated: You’re Wonderful, I…
Tom got the letter a week after his eighteenth birthday. Jury duty. He turned up the first Monday and was…
A woman was whistling it to herself while I was at the shops earlier. Now I can’t get rid of…
