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Discover Earth

The Hottest New Tourist Destination

in the Galaxy

Finally, after centuries of scrubbing, shining, deradiating, decontaminating and detoxifying, Earth is ready to be explored and enjoyed by all once more.

Join us at Gaiatrip®, exclusive providers of Earthside experiences.

Visit the planet of your ancestors.

Be a part of the ancient world.

Fly over the ruins of places you have only read about in stories or studied at school; Paris, Rome, London, Moscow, New York.

Our all-in-one deluxe package includes flights, a five star meal and a four hour guided tour on the planet surface. Get your holopic taken at some of the great surviving wonders on the world where human life began:

The Pyramid of Djedefre: the last known pyramid.

Christ The Redeemer: as he gazes upon the remains of Rio.

Washington: the first city to go.

Ireland: the country everyone forgot to bomb.

(More destinations coming soon. Subscribe for details.)

Earth: A once in a lifetime experience.

Warning: Due to risk of certain death the maximum planetside stay on Earth is five hours. Please make sure you don’t miss that spaceship home.
Gaiatrip® takes no responsibility for any injury to clients, fatal or otherwise.

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