Look, this has been a long day. Not a good one. One of those days where, you know, anything that could go wrong did.
I want to relax, forget everything. Chill out with a few beers and some brain dead tv.
Yes, I can hear the house alarm going off across the street, I’m not deaf. But no. Not my problem. Okay I have the key and told them I would keep an eye on things while they went cruising along the Nile for a couple of weeks. They are a nice couple, I hate to think of anything bad happening to their stuff.
But no. No way I can’t deal with this today. I think I would cry.
When I made the offer I just meant I’d water the plants.
It’s not fair. I have earned a break from sorting out other people’s shit.
I’m turning the volume up to max. Can’t hear a thing except the intro to Hawaii Five-0. Not at all sure about this reboot but the music still rocks.
Damn I think I see movement over there.
I’m going to draw the curtains and make the place all cozy for the night.