People of Earth (bp coyle)

People of Earth, your attention please. I are happy to inform you that your planet has been integrated into The Zanitian Empire. This is a very proud and joyful moment for your species. You are all now members of the greatest empire to have ever existed. The greatest empire that ever will exist. You will be free from worries of invasion and will now be able to partake in the only true religion. Zanitianism. And you will have the honour of worshiping our great Zanitian Emperor, Zog The Immortal. Your homes, your lives and your souls are saved. This day will go down in your history as a truly historic one. It is a day to rejoice.

Your new planetary leaders are currently traveling to you, they will work with your current leaders in building new and exciting plans for the future of your world. As your planet is currently overpopulated, we will be moving a large number of you to mines across the Galaxy. Here you will have many chances for advancement and happiness. During the changeover period we ask that you desist from procreation. Any attempt to break this request will be dealt with severely.

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