You are almost certainly aware of the plight of the Humans as their planet quickly dies. We at The Galactic Federation are attempting to save as many as possible before they become extinct. Many of our zoos have agreed to undertake breeding programs for their conservation.
However, they can only accommodate a few. So we are trying to find homes that would be willing to take one or two as pets. For those of you not yet familiar with the species, a quick overview:
Humans are not particularly intelligent but they can be taught to do a few basic tricks. They do need a controlled environment as they are not resilient to heat or cold. They also need a firm hand as they are prone to aggression if not properly trained. They can be affectionate to their owner but they do require a lot of attention. We highly recommend getting two so they can keep each other company while you are at work. Humans make a challenging pet it is true, but we think you will grow fond of them if you make the effort.
If you would rather donate, anything at all would be greatly appreciated.