After twenty odd years of marriage things grow stale. Tired. Lie back and think of England…
Our oldest two kids are away at college and the youngest was at a sleepover so it seemed like the night to raise the subject. I bought a couple of bottles of wine to loosen things up. I know nothing of wine, I went for one with a high alcohol content.
‘So’, I nervously began, ‘I was thinking of us spicing things up sex wise…’
‘Oh,’ he interrupted. Before I could suggest my plans for some light bondage, some gentle spanking. ‘There is something…’
‘Go on,’ I urged him, with more than a little trepidation. He had never displayed an adventurous side before.
‘Well,’ he was blushing, ‘how about a little role playing, maybe with costumes…?’
‘French maid,’ was my first thought, ‘a nun maybe.’ I was getting excited.
”Could you dress as…’ he really had to force it out, ‘Princess Leia if I dressed as Darth Vader?’