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People of Earth, your attention please. I are happy to inform you that your planet has been integrated into The…
Dear Bob Hope: I am writing to provide you with an excellent comedic addition to your USO Show currently touring…
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To: The Universal Parliament From: Center For Disease Control It has come to our attention that a large number of…