To: The Universal Parliament
From: Center For Disease Control
It has come to our attention that a large number of planets on the outer rim of Galaxy 87356b have become infested with humans. Humans, as you are aware, are a very unpleasant parasitic organism that cause huge damage to a planet’s ecosystem. It can be a very tricky, an all but impossible, task to eliminate the infection without causing lasting damage to the planet in general. For generations we have attempted to eradicate this pest but our efforts have been in vain. Despite the trillions invested to date and the uncountable amount of hours spent on this problem, the human pest continues to breed and spread. We are left with no option but to recommend that drastic action be taken.
All currently contaminated planets and systems must be completely annihilated, no living matter can be allow to survive. As a precautionary measure, we also strongly advise that any planet withing five light years of the contaminated area also be destroyed. This problem has to be dealt with once and for all. Humans are the greatest single threat to the known Universe that we have ever encountered.
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