good morning girls I said and I opened their bedroom door… same as any day… same as every day… and…
People of Earth, your attention please. I are happy to inform you that your planet has been integrated into The…
I never thought of myself as the fatherly type. I had no interest in kids at all. Honestly, when my…
The war between the elves and the fairies has been going on for over two hundred years now. Ever since…
This is going to be the best year ever, I really believe that. I am up for my first parole…
To: The Universal Parliament From: Center For Disease Control It has come to our attention that a large number of…
Every year Mother would say the same thing: ‘We have to invite her, we’re all the family she’s got.’ ‘But…
Dear Mary, Thank you for the five hundred prayers you offered up to God yesterday. On behalf of everyone here…
I don’t kill Santas for fun you know. It’s not like I’m disturbed. To read what the tabloids say, you’d…
I am writing in regards to the genetically engineered daughter I purchased from your company some time ago. Having had…