I met that nice man from next door this evening, we usually end up putting out our bins at the…
The man looks frantic, on the point of tears. ‘Sorry to bother you,’ he begins. ‘Did anyone hand in a…
‘This used to all be farmland when I was a boy,’ I inform my youngest girl. ‘Really?’ she asks in…
I love headphones, they are the coolest things. I have AirPods. Daddy bought them for me after the time he…
‘Have you been to the graveyard recently?’ ‘No. I’m not like you, going every Sunday without fail.’ ‘Well, sadly we…
‘So, how did the interview go?’ Mam asked. I shook my head. ‘Not good Mam. Not good at all.’ ‘Oh,…
‘Hey Sis, sorry for calling over so late. Molly kicked me out.’ ‘Damn! Did you stay out all night drinking…
She wasn’t the coolest kid at school, that didn’t seem to bother her. I wasn’t the uncoolest kid at school,…
‘We’ve decided to go for palliative care,’ my doctor informed me. ‘What? I don’t understand.’ She smiled sympathetically. ‘It means…
I heard our song today, quite by chance. Some idiot stopped at the lights, radio playing at an anti-social level.…