Once upon a time, there was a girl, Ella. She was an ugly girl. Quite plain, tall, with a great…
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I knew who her grandfather was as they led us to the firing squad. I saw her in the distance…
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Dear Bob Hope: I am writing to provide you with an excellent comedic addition to your USO Show currently touring…
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