It’s really not my fault, those Humans are so darn tasty, what’s an Ogress to do? I love snapping off…
Oh yeah folks, have we got a show for you tonight? Two cold blooded murders. One walks free. One get…
I guess there’s a mad old lady in every neighbourhood. I suppressed a sigh when I found ours on my…
They gave me a gun, with live ammunition. I was refused by the army and the police, some crap about…
It was the second jail cell that it happened. We were all in for a 24-hour jail term. We were…
I am tying this note onto the leg of a little snow bunting. If by some miracle it should find…