And so begins the first night of another short and painful life for me. It is always this way, every…
My fourth suicide was a hoot. My boyfriend broke up with me in a text. “Hey Sarah, I think we…
There was a freak snowstorm on Easter. I had the day shift in the ER at Chicago General. Snowflakes, heavy…
The Nursery Times evening edition Breaking news: The Federal Bureau of Investigation have issued a nationwide All Points Bulletin for…
I love funerals. I fell in love at a funeral. My cranky grandma died. My mom was blubbering and my…
I’m just gonna knock back a couple more glasses of whiskey and then I am gonna sort that bastard out…
Yeah no surprise, he was just like all the ones who came before. Nice as pie when anyone was around,…
People of Earth, your attention please. I are happy to inform you that your planet has been integrated into The…
Dear Bob Hope: I am writing to provide you with an excellent comedic addition to your USO Show currently touring…
I ate his purple liver by candlelight. “Delicious,” I murmured with a full mouth. The liver had a spicy note…