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I need. I really need. I am needy. Some people don’t need anything at all. I need everything all at…
To: The Universal Parliament From: Center For Disease Control It has come to our attention that a large number of…
“And you’re a cunt,” mumbled the sluggish woman with a frown that made her look half-dead. Two of the mothers…
I don’t kill Santas for fun you know. It’s not like I’m disturbed. To read what the tabloids say, you’d…
Today gentlemen, we are here to honour the memory of Joseph Smith. I know most of you have never heard…
I am writing in regards to the genetically engineered daughter I purchased from your company some time ago. Having had…
So we’re all like just sitting down to lunch and this new girl rolls up to the table and asks…
It’s nice to be back in my hive, back with my family. I’ve been away too long. I am seriously…
Ever since I can recall, the dead have spoken to me. The recently deceased. When someone passes away, they visit…