My English cousin went to boarding school. I know right, like Tom Brown’s School Days. Anyway, he had this friend…
When I was thirteen and my brother was sixteen, we were walking in the woods behind our house. My brother…
He’s out drinking with his workmates again. It’s always the same on a Thursday night. On a Friday night. Saturday…
I knew how I would die. Every day I went to the corner newsstand, bought the Globe, a coffee, and…
Sailor was a cute little black and white kitten and he liked to play fetch. He would jump onto my…
And the wine flowed fiercely like the Nile and it gave me respite like the sweet waters of the river.…
You know how these things go, your friend asks a girl out on a date and she says ‘sure’, but…
I beat my father up at Walmart and as I was thrashing him with a ten pack of Hanes socks…
A shithole Irish pub in west London. Our second Friday night in a row and there was a chance of…
He was a bad bloke. The kind of bloke you should avoid. I was the bartender at the local pub…