Sailor was a cute little black and white kitten and he liked to play fetch. He would jump onto my…
And the wine flowed fiercely like the Nile and it gave me respite like the sweet waters of the river.…
You know how these things go, your friend asks a girl out on a date and she says ‘sure’, but…
I beat my father up at Walmart and as I was thrashing him with a ten pack of Hanes socks…
A shithole Irish pub in west London. Our second Friday night in a row and there was a chance of…
He was a bad bloke. The kind of bloke you should avoid. I was the bartender at the local pub…
A young couple moved in last year. Too many children to count. Not rude children, but not polite either. Children…
She bathed on the roof, under all the moonlight and starlight, and the light dappled her body so that it…
Once upon a time, there was a girl, Ella. She was an ugly girl. Quite plain, tall, with a great…
Dear Mom, Ireland has been wonderful. No. Dear Mom, Ireland has been delightful. No. Dear Mom, Ireland has been amazing.…