What sort of sandwich do you serve to an alien? Not a question I had ever wondered about until one…
People of Earth, your attention please. I are happy to inform you that your planet has been integrated into The…
To: The Universal Parliament From: Center For Disease Control It has come to our attention that a large number of…
I am writing in regards to the genetically engineered daughter I purchased from your company some time ago. Having had…
Welcome to The Factory. This is where you will all be spending your remaining days. The rules are simple, follow…
As soon as we began observing their world through our telescopes, they hid themselves away. They are a patient and…
It’s nice to be back in my hive, back with my family. I’ve been away too long. I am seriously…
On our one hundredth wedding anniversary, my wife bought me tickets for a pilgrimage to Earth. The Great Visit is…
We thought it would be a nuclear war or a global pandemic. Perhaps an asteroid making a direct strike. We…
The cat placed the scientist in the box with poison. The scientist banged on the box. “Oh, cat let me…