It’s Not Me, It’s You (bp coyle)

This is Maria speaking, I can’t get to the phone right now. If you wish to leave a message, please speak after the second beep.’

Hey Maria. Look I know this isn’t exactly the right way to do things, leaving a message, but I have to tell you that we are through. Sorry, but that’s the way it has to be. That whole scene at the restaurant last night was the final straw. I know I said it was okay at the time, but it wasn’t okay. Not okay at all. You have so many issues, there seems to be no end to them. A new one every day. I think you need a therapist and not a boyfriend. Or maybe a boyfriend who’s also a therapist. Or… I don’t know. Anyway, it’s over.

I hope the interview went well.

Bye.

This is Maria speaking, I can’t get to the phone right now. If you wish to leave a message, please speak after the second beep.’

Yeah, hey Maria. Forgot to say, that last message was from John. You probably guessed anyway. But just to be clear. This is John.

And we are through.

Bye.