Hey, I am only God you know. I make have to make it all up as I go along There’s not exactly a handbook for me to refer to. We all makes mistakes. I am not infallible like the Pope.
Creation went so well and was so much fun. I guess I got a bit carried away with it all. Man was a bad idea. Woman was an even worse one of course. But you have to try new things, this is how you learn.
It was all going fine until Man became so ambitious and clever. I never for a second thought he would discover the atom. Then I had to invent protons and neutrons and electrons. It was a panic reaction. I did not think it through.
But Man kept digging deeper, exploring more. I had to be on my toes. Quarks, leptons, baryons and mesons. At this point, even I have no idea as to how the Universe works.
I blame it all on Woman. Left to himself, Man would have been happy humping trees and all the animals of the land. None of this mess would have happened.
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