Once upon a time, there was time and the time sat around us and under us and carried us like a…
They come to me. They keep coming to me. Fat ones, skinny ones, mangy ones, silky ones. They curl on…
I could eat cornflakes out of his skull. I ate cornflakes out of his skull. I love cornflakes. I hate…
Dear Mary, Thank you for the five hundred prayers you offered up to God yesterday. On behalf of everyone here…
I don’t kill Santas for fun you know. It’s not like I’m disturbed. To read what the tabloids say, you’d…
There was always talk of it. Finding love. Exercising to find love. The right shade of lip gloss to find…
Today gentlemen, we are here to honour the memory of Joseph Smith. I know most of you have never heard…
She died quietly. Anna. No rage. One second she was alive and the next second she was dead. My wife…
I am writing in regards to the genetically engineered daughter I purchased from your company some time ago. Having had…