My teacher said that we all have to write a letter to a kid on your planet seeing as how our species have made contact with each other and stuff. She says that we are basically all the same. Just people trying to get by and make a good life for their families. It does not matter what planet we live on. But I don’t know, your species looks really weird. Why do you stand on only two legs? Why are your heads so small? Why is your skin so bald, what happened to your feathers? I guess your brains must be small too. The kids here call your species Tiny Skulls. And you are all pretty ugly, no matter what colour your skin is. We heard some of your music, from that spacecraft we intercepted. Wow is it bad! I have had bowel movements that sounded better.
I hope this doesn’t come over in a bad way, I mean you guys must think we are odd too. I hope to hear back from you in a couple of years.
P.S. I kinda think my teacher is going to make me redo this letter before it gets sent.