On a cold day, they stuck him in a cold coffin in the cold ground with the cold birds fluttering…
I dread teaching irony. My students were always confused and I was constantly trying to come up with a unique…
‘Well that may be so Tina, but I’m still not sure about him.’ Tina rolled her eyes at her husband’s…
She was not popular. She was a little chubby, had corkscrew chocolate colored curls, her clothes were often dirty and…
“I’d like to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.” Marvin was a tall man with muscular arms and a…
David Miller groaned. Then he coughed. Then he sneezed. Then he groaned again. ‘I think I have The Plague,’ he…
‘Sarah!’ I shouted from my computer. ‘Sarah!!!!’ My eight year old daughter rushed into the room. ‘Yes Dad?’ I took…
I guess every maths teacher has a smartass in every class. And yeah, I admit it, it was me in…
‘Dad,’ she asked me, ‘how do you spell psychopath?’ I pondered for a moment. ‘P-s-y-c-h-o…’ ‘P-s-y-c-o-…’ ‘No, it’s c-h-o-.’ ‘Oh,…
Damn my boss. Making me work late on Halloween. My little girl Jenny was waiting for me to take her…
